…this just in from the who gives a flying shit news desk

Fuck 'em!

They [READ gas-guzzling private jet-flying hypocrites] are adding another live earth concert! Well yippie-mutha-fuckin’-skippy. Shove it up your ass Al Gore, you goddamn crotch zombie.

*lights a pallet load of Styrofoam containers on fire*

BTW, when I am less pissed, I’ll try to articulate myself better. For now, though, I am going to leave it be and lower my blood pressure. Will revisit at a later time.

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